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yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via jrlittleguy)

tumboy:

50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x]

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

docteryn:

drakeshairline:

tequilaandtiramisu:

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

Black Friday instructions

(Source: jarethgonzalez, via pocahantits)

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via 8bit-goomba)

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via 8bit-goomba)

Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

wildwood26:


218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

image

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

(via ruinedchildhood)